Boom! That is what the Cycling News website looks like right now. This is not an April Fools joke, my picture is on the front page!

For a moment I thought about hanging up the bike. I mean, how is one supposed to top that? Then I realized it was for an article on "Knee pain, sleep concerns, stamina and fat testing."

The story has nothing to do with me or Bissell or time trialling. It's just a random picture. But I'll take what I can get, for now.