Trying to pull a fast one on Sport Clubs because we all know that Party + Undergrads = Fun, but Banquet + Undergrads could be anything. Best to keep them confused.

Anyway, last year Sara was the life of the um... "banquet" and thus has a lot to live up to. She's already started mixin' the Dr. Pepper. Normally I don't let her add anything to sugar and caffeine because she becomes... "hard to control." But tonight I'll make an exception, anything to get her to forget about my shaved legs.