Recently there has been some chatter on the facebook about me never accepting friend requests. I would like to clarify a few things on this "Facebook Fenominon."

Basically, I have no interest in maintaining a facebook life and I use my unanswered friend requests as a measure of my popularity. I have 27 outstanding friend requests.

Along those lines, I would like to apologize for telling people I had like 30 or 40. I overstated my popularity by as much as 32% and for this I am deeply sorry. I hope we can still be friends (real life only).

Also, should you be worried if your wife says something like this?